YOU SCANNED IT!
You had one job… and now you’re part of the problem.
Welcome to the official “this seemed like a good idea at the time” fund.
What Is This??
This is a 2021 Mazda MX-5 RF Club.This is a completely unnecessary, financially irresponsible project involving a small, suspiciously fun car and a series of decisions that will absolutely not pay off.It was purchased with good intentions, questionable judgment, and absolutely no regard for long-term financial planning.The license plate says SND-MNY.The car is asking for funding.We are aware this is ridiculous.
Current Vehicle Status
Running: ✅Insured: ✅Street Legal: ✅Financially Responsible: ❌Totally Stock: 🤔
Where funds will NOT go
Things that make sense
Practical upgrades
Long-term financial stability
Where the funds WILL go
Questionable mods
“Just one more thing” purchases
Parts that arrive at 2am and ruin my weekend
Something turbo-related eventually
Choose your level of bad decision making:
🪙 $1 — Moral support
Feel good about enabling chaos.
☕ $5 — Gas money
Helps fund exactly 3 spirited pulls.
🛠️ $10 — Mod fund
Direct contribution to poor choices.
🐌 $20 — Performance upgrade
Allegedly makes it faster (no promises
⚖️ $50 — Attorney Retainer
For hypothetical situations that are definitely not happening right now.
Disclaimer
No refunds
No accountability
No guarantee this improves anything
Final Note
If you actually send money… I respect it.If not… honestly, same.Either way—you looked. That counts.
If You Insist...